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Hello there. My name is Clari and I have no life whatsoever. I usually blog about Once Upon a Time, Percy Jackson, Avatar The Last Airbender, etc.
Cis, She/her pronouns. Bisexual.
*NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG*

Now, let us anoint the master who will help lead us in our new path.

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

Anonymous said: You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

they’re just a bunch of kids

hss-annik:

in which i am the professor 

hss-annik:

in which i am the professor 

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

Reporters confirm that police & advisors concealed the identity of Darren Wilson until he could delete all social media & move out of state.

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

Reporters confirm that police & advisors concealed the identity of Darren Wilson until he could delete all social media & move out of state.

hexgoddess:

t3hsiggy:

hexgoddess:

chrysalisamidst:

daughterofprometheus:

chrysalisamidst:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

Actually…

They would just make mens makeup. And it wouldnt help us at all.

Ur right

Brosmetics

Manscara, Eyeshabro, Mancealer, Broundation

Guyliner, Lipbross

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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kanentokon:

if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

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